Thursday, February 10, 2011

How to survive the days where the minutes pass like frozen honey through a pin hole:

1-Numb yourself up. Put on some music that has a pulse since yours is dwindling into despair by the milisecond.

2-Don't let yourself get bugged when RatTail rips the deomonstration out of your hands to demonstrate the demonstration you were in the middle of demonstrating. Who does that?

3-Pretend that your leftovers for lunch are really a hot steak and potato meal that you got for free.

4-Wear a sundress since it's freezing outside.

5-Stretch out the work you have strategically so that you actually have something to do from 1 until close.

6-Zone out when Squeaky pitches her complaints about RatTail.

7-Count the minutes left in your day...even though it makes it worse

8-Remember the 2 week long cruise you just booked to the Virgin Islands with your awesome husband.

9-Remember how your husband actually likes the company you're working for

10-Make a music video in the back room...and we did:)

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